Japanese Tsunami

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Former Bush administration Political Climatologist warns that the heavily populated coastline of Oregon may be devastated by Micro-tsunamis in the wake of the monsterous March 11th Tsunami. All residents are being asked to leave the Ezra area, anyone caught bodysurfing will be detained by authorities.

The area in a developed residency park may vary greatly from a nearby area, as the weight of the buildings effects the form of the ocean floor and thus the form of the waves coming into shore. In light of this and the facts of imminent global warming, many microtsunami zones may soon be uninhabitable.

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